Is it Real, Or is it Spam?

Why does Hormel brand Spam get all the attention? Why don't some of the Spam imposters, such as Klik, Prem, or Spork ever get any attention? They're just as lethal and disgusting as the real thing! This page, therefore, is devoted to Spam Imposters.

Location, Location, Location

Why are the Spam Imposters largely ignored on the 'net? For one thing, I'm not sure Hormel has any competition south of the Canadian border. I don't know if the US, which constitutes a fairly large percentage of Spam pages, has any Spam Imposters at all! I do know that here in Canada, we have many kinds of different meat-like products. Canadians enjoy such disgusting gelatinous masses as: Prem (Pre-digested Rodent Entrail Mush), Klik (Kangaroo Liver and Iguana Kidney), and even the elusive and confusing Spork (Splattered Pig Organs and RoadKill, or it's more popular acronym, SPam and pORK). That's what makes Canada great, eh?

"It looks like Spam, it tastes like Spam, but brother, it AIN'T SPAM!"

Prem, Klik and the rest are identical to Spam in every way. Well, actually, since I've never TASTED Spam, Klik, Prem, or Spork (thank God) I wouldn't PERSONALLY know, but you can tell. It smells the same. It looks the same. My dad says it tastes the same, but I'm never gonna find out for sure.

Well, that's all for now...There'll be more, oh yes, LOTS more...but later. This page was the last one completed and basically the only one holding total upload of my web page back. So here it is! Hope you're not TOO disappointed. It is, after all, much, MUCH better than the last one. Thanks for comin' out!