Yes, we all know about the plastic flatware Spork. We've all fooned one or two. But some startling news hit me last year--Spork is also a meat-like product!
You're lying!
I'm not. Even worse, there are people who thing that the only kind of Spork out there is an edible one. It's very confusing.
What can we do about it?
I propose a Spork-flavoured Spork--an edible eating utensil. That way, when you talk about a Spork, you can be talking about the food or the utensil with a minimum of confusion.
Sounds great.
Yes, but it's not all perfect. Have you ever tried to foon meat?
Ahh, so a part of the Spork heritage would be lost forever with an edible spork.
Exactly.
What'll we do about it?
This is the reason this page is here. To educate the public about the possiblity of a food named Spork. To reduce the chaos seen every day when people try to have normal conversations, but are totally unable to understand each other. This page will unite the world!
Cool.
Yeah.
So, what exactly do you have to say to educate the public about the two types of Sporks?
Spork is a meat. Spork is a utensil. You must know this to live a normal, healthy life.
For those of us out there who happen to only know Spork: The Food, tell us about the utensil.
Okay. It's like a spoon, but has tines at the end.
Wow! Now, tell us who only know about the utensil about Spork: The Food.
Well, Spork is much like Spam (I've heard rumours that it's SPam and pORK mixed together) except that it's not made by Hormel. It's made by some other company that I do not know of.
Thanks for that incredibly enriching experience! I feel my life as I know it has changed forever. I can carry out normal conversations. I no longer have to cower in fear of socializing lest the topic of the Spork come up and I look like a fool. And by the way, you spelled "rumors" wrong.
No, I didn't. I'm Canadian. Canadians use the British spelling, which is rumours.
Oh yeah? Prove it. Prove you're Canadian and your not just saying that to not look like a moron.
The Prime Minister of Canada is Jean Chrétien.
Well, there's no way to verify if you're right about that.
Oh, like, take off, eh? I am too. C'mere, drink some beer, have some backbacon, we'll watch hockey, eh?
Well. You're Canadian alright.
